I’m totally failing at my attempts to Facebook-stalk this cute girl who attends some of the same workout classes as me. I don’t even know her first name. I’m still trying, though. Never give up, never surrender. I guess. I don’t know. Whatever.
What Facebook wants me to do with the new timeline:
“Tell your life story with a new kind of profile.”
What I will actually do with the new timeline:
“Look at wall posts my ex-girlfriend made two years ago.”
The new Facebook profiles are actually going to be pretty cool.
Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.
I may or may not be an asshole :P