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Hey all y’all in internet land. First and foremost I’d like to thank the people who were nice enough to watch (Un)employed and reblog it and say nice shit about it. You are cool and don’t let anyone ever tell you any differently. It’s getting up around 900 views on YouTube and FunnyOrDie combined, and is sitting at like 93% Funny or something, so that’s cool.

Secondly, I’d like to say I don’t know why I am still writing. I just wanted to thank the people who were being nice to me for whatever reason. I guess I’ll go onto say that if you didn’t watch it and are purposefully ignoring it, then I hate you. Or something. Meh, I guess that’s your prerogative. I don’t hate you (unless I do), I’m just a drama queen.

Third of all, I’m less than two weeks away from being done with my body challenge. So far I’ve dropped 15 pounds and over 3% of my body fat. Cool, right? On March 10th I’m going to fold a pizza in half and eat it all by myself, but then I’ll probably go back to working out. My vacation to South Carolina isn’t until the end of May, so I don’t want to have done all of this work just to look like a fatass when I take my shirt off on the beach.

Fourthton, go Tigers, go Blue, Mitt Romney is lukewarm dishwater, and Rick Santorum sucks farts out of sleeping hobos’ butts.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT TO ME

The comedy pilot that I have been working on for the past year is finally finished. Some of you donated to our Kickstarter, so you know all about this project and you’ve already been afforded the opportunity to check it out. But, to those who have no idea what I’m talking about, please watch it. We raised $1100 to make this, with donations from great friends on Tumblr, great friends from home, amazing strangers, and a little scratch from Happy Endings star Adam Pally. We busted our humps to make this thing happen and we’re excited as all hell for it to be out in the open for all to see. So, if you have a spare 22 minutes, please take a look. If you like it, reblog it. Or tell your friends. We have a website, a Tumblr, a Facebook, and a YouTube page. Thanks in advance for watching and thanks to everyone who helped get us here.

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The pilot episode of (Un)employed will go live to the public at 2 pm tomorrow. I’ll most certainly be posting it here.

I’m sick (again), so I spent the afternoon and evening designing the website for (Un)employed. We’re looking to have a local premiere on Saturday afternoon, with donators receiving a link to watch the show around the same time. The pilot will go live for everybody else soon after.

Here are some stills from the pilot of (Un)employed. This sucker is almost finished.

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I’ve got a couple of thoughts to expel, and they all have to do with television. Let’s start with the unimportant stuff.

New fall shows! So far, they pretty much suck. I know, I know; they’re just pilots. But, they should at least be entertaining. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m pretty particular in my taste, so I think after viewing a pilot, I can make a decent assumption on the behalf of myself. Of the slew of new programming, so far I’ve watched Up All Night (NBC), New Girl (FOX), 2 Broke Girls (CBS), Whitney (NBC), Death Valley (MTV), and The Playboy Club (NBC). Some okay-looking shows I haven’t seen yet that I plan on watching include Terra Nova (FOX), Person Of Interest (CBS), and Pan Am (ABC). There are a bunch of shows like Free Agents (NBC), Hart Of Dixie (CW), Ringer (CW), and Prime Suspect (NBC) that I probably won’t even bother watching because they look absolutely retarded. From what I’ve seen so far, the only shows that I care for are Up All Night, Death Valley, and New Girl, somewhat. I’ll keep watching these shows until they bore me, which may be one more episodes or may be never, because I think they all have potential. Plus, how can I not watch Will Arnett?

Now, onto the important (to me) stuff. (Un)employed, the sitcom that I have been working on with my friends since February, is going to be going through some changes. We’ve taken way too long to finish it, but it may be for the better. Earlier today, I read that MTV had picked up a show called Underemployed, an ensemble comedy from Craig Wright, described as such: “On the eve of their college graduation, best pals Sofia, Daphne, Lou, Raviva and Miles believe they’re destined for greatness, and are set to dazzle the world with their brilliance. A year later, cold reality has set in and the group struggles, often comically, to stay optimistic through dead-end odd jobs, terrible bosses, romantic mistakes and major life changes.”

When I read this, I said, “Holy mother of fuck.” I told the other guys involved in the show and Mike, essentially the creator and head writer, told me he threw up. He cursed us for dragging out feet. I read on to find that the show was picked up back in February and was only just recently optioned, which only made me feel a bit better, seeing as we didn’t even start working on (Un)employed until February. Any other person might read this, curse their luck, and then start on something new, but we have to finish our pilot. We are legally obligated to finish our pilot because we received funding from Kickstarter. I wish it were as easy as returning the money, but that’s not how it works.

I guess it’s a defeatist attitude to want to quit when we’ve come this far, but I am kind of a pessimist. We’re going to continue on with the pilot, but we’re going to change the name and maybe some other stuff. We’re still going to try to make the best show that we possibly can and we want to finish up soon. After the pilot, maybe we will continue, maybe we’ll create something else, or maybe we won’t do anything, as we sit, wallowing in darkness, empty and soulless.

Look at how good I am at acting.

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Super secret sneak peak from day one of shooting the pilot.

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Our director decided to recut the teaser. If you didn’t see it before, see this one.

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Here’s the teaser, guys. It’s really short, but we hope it gives you a little taste of the show. We know it’s a bit rough, but that’s why we raised money for better equipment. We recommend you watch it in 1080p. Enjoy.

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We did it, y’all. Thanks to everyone who donated and/or wished us well. We’re still collecting pledges for 15 more days, so if you still want to donate, you can.

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I stayed up until about 3:30 last night (this morning), fleshing out ideas for plot lines in (Un)employed. I’m not a “writer” on the show, but I like writing and I like the show, so I thought it wouldn’t hurt. I kept getting some pretty decent ideas for one-liners and spent significant time adapting them into working dialogue. I sent a couple of the things I wrote to our writers and they’re going to check them out. I am excited about this. I want people to read these words. Out loud. On camera. So other people will see them! And then they will laugh! Hopefully. Also, I’m really tired.

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