May 2013
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Let's play a game
We’ll call it “How Many Goddamn Places Do I Have To Call Before Someone Can Locate A Piece Of Mail That I Sent Out 10 Days Ago?!”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
54 notes
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May 21st
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Alright, so...
How much of these 1.1 billion dollars do I get?
May 19th
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May 15th
816 notes
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May 15th
29 notes
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May 15th
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May 15th
1,771 notes
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May 14th
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WatchWatch
Holy crap. It’s real. I’m gonna die, maybe.
May 13th
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May 12th
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“I’m becoming Ernest Hemingway, ya idiots!”
– Nick Miller
May 12th
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May 11th
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3 tags
May 11th
557 notes
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
3 notes
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May 2nd
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Yesterday was my birthday
I turned, like, 167,000 years old and I had some ice cream. It’s warmer out today than it was yesterday.
May 1st
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ListenI listened to Into It. Over It. a while ago and I...
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Amazon pilot season
I finally got around to watching a few of the web pilots that Amazon produced, and what I saw was mostly lackluster. I attempted to watch four of the pilots, Alpha House, Betas, Those Who Can’t, and Zombieland, and I only finished the first two. Alpha House has real potential. Political-based comedy is pretty hot and the show has a known commodity in John Goodman front and center leading the...
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Help, I'm lost, I don't know where I live
Where do my quips go when Twitter is down?
Apr 23rd
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ListenGoddammit, y’all.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Throw your hands in the air
if you’re feeling stagnant as shit.
Apr 18th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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